Bill Powell
Fri, Jul 2, 2010
When I first saw your dad, he was riding across campus on a white horse.
Bill Powell
Wed, May 2, 2001
"Finalist, 2001 Christopher Video Contest
AGAPE: What’s the matter, buddy? You look sad.
STINKY: I always look sad.
AGAPE: That’s cause your face is drawn on. "
Bill Powell
Thu, Mar 1, 2001
Charlotte’s Web has a fast turnover rate due to the high-pressure nature of the industry, and so Ingrid actually has been with the company for longer than anyone else, including the CEO, White Cloud von Wigstein.
Bill Powell
Tue, Nov 28, 2000
The only show that gives you the TRUE Catholic perspective on hot, contemporary issues from the afterlife to pattern baldness—-and everything in between!
Bill Powell
Fri, Oct 15, 1999
"INT. HALLWAY, NEAR VENDING MACHINE
MEL gets a drink from machine. MARK stands there.
On drink is a paper reading, "Melchizidek, you are going to die."
MARK: Must be some other Melchizidek. "
Bill Powell
Wed, Oct 8, 1997
The ozone is nearly gone. It can only be saved by your preventive measures. Smoke with the lit end in your mouth. Reduce harmful car emissions by driving in reverse.
Bill Powell
Mon, Mar 24, 1997
..along with most of my other staples of life—you know, my bed, coffee-flavored pop-tarts, clothes, paper clips, and my autographed copy of The Collected Works of Anonymous.
