WE WILL RETURN IN A FEW MOMENTS.

UNTIL THEN, HERE’S A FEW SCENES FROM NEXT WEEK’S COVENANT!!!

Well, you knew it would happen. They’re changing it all over again. This time, Jeff’s qualms have led Our Boys to realize that it’s not enough to be apprentices, there’s something more they need. The answer? A PIZZA MINISTRY!! Now, as the Bakers of Bethlehem (BOB), they’re going to change the way the campus looks at household life.

“Tomas, I’m feeling down, like my life is empty. What can I do?”

“Brother, HAVE A PIZZA!!”

“Jeff, I’m really trying to discern my vocation here. Am I called to marriage or the religious life?”

“Bruce, HAVE A PIZZA!!”

“Bill, I’ve got some serious qualms about the nature of my own existence, and whether or not in fact this whole world is a figment of my imagination. Can you help me?”

“Go away! I’m eating!”

“All right guys, there’s two pieces left. Why does this always happen? Tomas? TOMAS!! You eating both of them does not solve the problem!! Tomas—stop—please—never mind.”

“I’m going to make some soup.”

“Shut up, Bill.”

Don’t miss the exciting adventures and continuing metamorphoses of Our Boys!!

NEXT WEEK: Life As A Baker: Not All Cheese And Pizza Sauce Stains.

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